SQUIRREL TAG.
If you think it’s hard to catch a chicken, try tagging a squirrel. The fastest sport on four feet, squirrel tag is just starting to make a name for itself.
The stadium? Public parks.
The competition? A funny little mammal who likes acorns. Squirrel tag is a sport where teams chase after squirrels and try to tag them. Once a squirrel is tagged, the tides turn, and it tries to tag them. It may sound easy, but wait until you see these guys in action, those squirrels get squirrelly.

THE TRI-RUNNER DEMOLITION DERBY.
What happens when you take a demolition derby and replace the cars with man powered tricycle type thingys?
Complete and utter mayhem. The Tri-runner demolition derby circuit has been in full throttle for two years now and is growing at an astounding rate (up to 11 competitors). In tri-running each team constructs their own three wheeled destroyers and smashes them into each other. The last man peddling wins. But don’t think just anyone can be a tri-runner. It takes a great deal of hand to eye coordination, endurance, and permission slips from your parents if you’re under 18. Catch a glimpse of this new sport and see these human powered wrecking machines in action.
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